We been a couple 10 years and we ended this trainwreck monday.
Funny enough her ass texted me back this morning sending me a funny video and it made my day.
Maaaayne if u dont take ur ass back home right this minute breh….i get it we all need sumn new every now and again. Just get yall asses a live in lesbian stud. She gets the strap, u get to eat the stud from the back while she administers the strap. Nobody is cheating cause yall both fucking the same person, so it cancels itself out. And boom, yall both got something new, the stud gets free room and board, 3 birds, one stone, problem solved, errybody wins. That will be 500 dollars. 
And no, we dont take kickback cash 
That’s actually not a bad idea. How do I hook up with studs?
Most dating apps are crawling with them. Just be up front about ur intentions and expectations, and keep some bear mace on hand for when she inevitably disregards them!
Ok. Thank you breh.
Nah seriously though a lot of them are actually pretty chill and can actually be way cooler and down to earth than femme women. Like anyone else its a mixed bag and results can vary. But despite the butchness a lot of them are still lowkey bi and very much into dick.
And when they are, they can throw tf down pretty well. Seriously. Its like having a good homie, but one that can actually toss u some box when u feeling down. Just do ur due dilligence like u would anyone else u invite into ur life.
Also for anyone that doesnt get tongue in cheek(dont ask me how) that bear mace shit was a bad joke. They still females. They may or may not beat an average bih's ass, but even a breh with zero hands like me could easily disarm and restrain one even in the roidiest of rages with zero difficulty so pls dont be overzealous if u ever find urself in a confrontation with one.
Single life is hell on earth right now ngl
I got a few back ups
They ain’t too easy on the eyes, but they suck and fuck, and will knock a bitch in the mouth
Why 
Doesnt phase em breh. They will literally blink that shit right off and continue whooping ur azz. If they even notice. Best to just stick to cucking geriatric cacs. Apparently whats hot in these streets now. 
class of 25 posters 
Nah fr doh how u going to let chris fucking b of all people play up in ya face wit his whole dick rating family on ya couch. Fucking disgraceful. Chris b the man and im a fakkit because sometimes my chick might bring home another chick 
aight bet. If thats the way the wind is blowin then yeah fkn diddy. Smh
Im done wit dis whole shit. We cooked. Brehs so damn insecure in they masculinity propably yell at they chick for sliding on they jersey to run to the kitchen at night.